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Monday, Week Eleven: 12/03/01
Thou Shalt Washest Thine Hands!
Note: L.V. Martin is an obnoxious NZ infomercial personality who markets everything from garden hose nozzles to DIY pre-school literacy programmes. You get sick of his patronising pseudo-excitement after a bit, and he has already become a parody of himself.

Also note the irony of the word "Men" on the door of the men's room - Noel is not a man, he's a lemming. But you Trekkies would've spotted this inaccuracy right away, right?


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The 1st GCW EVER! I Can See Your Tits! Salyut, Mir!