Me before it's too late!
Ye Officiale "Too Much Spare Time" Website
Monday, Week Eleven: 12/03/01
Note: L.V. Martin is an obnoxious NZ infomercial personality who markets everything from garden hose nozzles to DIY pre-school literacy programmes. You get sick of his patronising pseudo-excitement after a bit, and he has already become a parody of himself.
Also note the irony of the word "Men" on the door of the men's room - Noel is not a man, he's a lemming. But you Trekkies would've spotted this inaccuracy right away, right?