Me before it's too late!
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Monday, Week Fourteen: 02/04/01
With apologies to Stanley Kubrick and Arthur-C-Clarke, creators of the 1968 classic film, "2001: A Space Oddysey". Somebody, like, I dunno, some coffee company, should make coffee monoliths that say, "Your coffee is ready, Dave," in a patronising robot voice as the drink is dispensed. Or maybe, coffee monoliths that just eat your coins and say, "Thankyou for your money, Dave. Now **** off and die."