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Me before it's too late!
18/12/01: The "I'm Turning Old Today" Special!
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Well gee, rhyming the word "three" with "three". That's real smart."Happy Birthday to me,
I'm a hundred and three.
I still go to kindy
And I can't count to three."
Oh don't mind me, I'm just
getting old and crusty. Why, I'm so old that when I do "I'm so old that..."
jokes, people don't even laugh. At least I think that's why they
don't laugh. Oh well, thanks Mum for getting me that hearing aid that I've
always wanted; thanks Dad for the Daffy Duck pattern colostomy bag; thanks
Susan and Donald for getting me some new batteries for my pacemaker; thanks
Mum for getting me that hearing aid that I've always wanted; thanks Dad
for getting me the... um... I can't remember what it was, but it was something
really useless I'm sure. Why couldn't somebody have got me a hearing aid,
like I've always wanted?
What're you sniggering at,
you cheeky whipper-snappers? Now get on, you young scallawags, before I
chase you with my walking frame!
(Hmph! Young whippersnapper!)Today's Quote:
"Men are like wine, some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age." - Pope John XXIII
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