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18/12/01: The "I'm Turning Old Today" Special!

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Poor Edward.

"Happy Birthday to me,
I'm a hundred and three.
I still go to kindy
And I can't count to three."
Well gee, rhyming the word "three" with "three". That's real smart. 

Oh don't mind me, I'm just getting old and crusty. Why, I'm so old that when I do "I'm so old that..." jokes, people don't even laugh. At least I think that's why they don't laugh. Oh well, thanks Mum for getting me that hearing aid that I've always wanted; thanks Dad for the Daffy Duck pattern colostomy bag; thanks Susan and Donald for getting me some new batteries for my pacemaker; thanks Mum for getting me that hearing aid that I've always wanted; thanks Dad for getting me the... um... I can't remember what it was, but it was something really useless I'm sure. Why couldn't somebody have got me a hearing aid, like I've always wanted?
What're you sniggering at, you cheeky whipper-snappers? Now get on, you young scallawags, before I chase you with my walking frame! 

Today's Quote:
"Men are like wine, some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age." - Pope John XXIII

(Hmph! Young whippersnapper!)

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