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18/12/01: The "I'm Turning Old Today" Special!
Well gee, rhyming the word "three" with "three". That's real smart."Happy Birthday to me,
Oh don't mind me, I'm just
getting old and crusty. Why, I'm so old that when I do "I'm so old that..."
jokes, people don't even laugh. At least I think that's why they
don't laugh. Oh well, thanks Mum for getting me that hearing aid that I've
always wanted; thanks Dad for the Daffy Duck pattern colostomy bag; thanks
Susan and Donald for getting me some new batteries for my pacemaker; thanks
Mum for getting me that hearing aid that I've always wanted; thanks Dad
for getting me the... um... I can't remember what it was, but it was something
really useless I'm sure. Why couldn't somebody have got me a hearing aid,
like I've always wanted?
(Hmph! Young whippersnapper!)Today's Quote: