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22/12/01: The Christmas Eve Special!

And now for an interruptive, cynical comment from Rudolph!
Boo! Trekkie!
Thanks, Rudolph! And now, back to the cartoon!
Stay tuned...

Well, there ya go. In the spectaclular "BOOM" frame (thanks to Adobe Image Ready), you may see a skyline which is a conglomeration of the major cities in New Zealand. The identifiable landmarks are as follows, from left to right: A castle in Dunedin, the Beehive in Wellington, the Cathedral, Chalice and University Library Tower in Christchurch, and, of course, the Nuclear Power Plant and Sky Tower in Auckland.

In other news, I have just uploaded Post-Ironic Pig Episode VII which I drew the other day. Merry Christmas to all, and may you all get Dragonball Z action figurines... if you scream loud enough at your parents, that is. And hey - while you're at it, you might want to guilt-trip them, too. Nothing is more generous than a guilty parent. When they miss seeing you lose your end-of-season cricket match or whatever, pretend to be all sullen and traumatised by their negligent parenting. Then, on an unrelated note, mention whatever it is you've always wanted, and - hey presto! - it's yours! (Well, it worked in "Jingle All The Way", starring Arnold Schwartzenegger and The Guy Who Does Some Voices For "The Simpsons" And "Futurama".)

Today's Quote:
"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door." - Paul Beatty

(Whoever he is. But the quote is cool.)

Mousepads and T-shirts and coffee mugs, oh my!
Mousepad-Assisted Suicide

The 1st GCW EVER!Scantily Clad Female Superheroes Gratuitously Jelly-Wrestling! Goodbye, Yule World!