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10/03/02: GCW: Hasta La Vista, Spuddy. (Translation, please?)
Is it true?Is Spuddy really going to... die? Could our favourite self-aware, carbohydratey-goodness-filled tuberous root really be next in line for the GCW chopping block? YES.Please note that I drew this cartoon wayyyy before I had my tarot reading (see Andrew's Boring Life in March), so it's not like I'm suddenly becoming all psychic-astrology-mystical-Hogwarts-voodoo-superstitious on you or anything. I just had to introduce the fact that Spuddy was gonna die somehow. So now that you're all waiting for him to use his GE-legs to kick the bucket, I can torture you with teasers where Spuddy doesn't die. [[-:{
Today's Quote:
Most people think life sucks, and
then you die. Not me. I beg to
differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies,
your wife leaves you, the cancer
goes into remission, you get a new
dog, you get remarried, you owe
ten million dollars in medical bills
but you work hard for thirty five
years and you pay it back and then
one day you have a massive
stroke, your whole right side is
paralyzed, you have to limp along
the streets and speak out of the left
side of your mouth and drool but
you go into rehabilitation and
regain the power to walk and the
power to talk and then one day
you step off a curb at
Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG
you get hit by a city bus and then
you die. Maybe.
- Denis Leary
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