And why is this post LATE, I hear you ask? Because...

Geocities sucks,
Geocities sucks
Oh how I would love to kick their CEO in the nuts,
Geocities sucks,
Geocities sucks,
If they keep pulling sh*t like this I'm gonna blow their buildings up! - Everybody now!

Geocities bites! Yeehar!
Geocities bites! Yeehar!
Everybody knows their service is a load of shite! That's right!
Geocities bites! Yeehar!
Geocities bites! Damn right! If they keep pulling this sh*t I'm gonna break their f*cking face tonight!

Geocities blows! Yee-haw!
Geocities blows! Thar she blows!
As every person with the internet already knows,
Geocities blows! Blows goats!
Geocities blows! Yee-haw!
I'm a-leavin' them for Angelfire, or F2S, or Lycos - one of those!
Why's that?
Cause Gee..ohhh..ci..tieeees...
SUCKS!
Yee-haw!

That was the "Geocities Sucks" Hoe-down, which I just made up now, in a flash of inspiration. Y'all come back now, y'hear?