BUY MY WARES!

CARICATURES!
Caricatures 4 U

Yes, I can also draw caricatures of YOU at relatively cheap rates!
If you need a good caricature of yourself (or somebody else), email me to make arrangements to that end.
Oh yeah, and paying me means that I'll get to eat for that week.
AND...
"Goodbye, Cruel World!" Merchandise!
Mousepads and T-shirts and coffee mugs, oh my!
Mousepad-Assisted Suicide
AND...
ORGAN DONATIONS!
Yessireebob, I'll sell my body parts for cash! It's an Andrew Kepple internal clearance sale extravaganza! Everything inside me MUST GO!
* Spleen (pictured below) - $59.99!
* Large Intestine - $29.99!
* Small Intestine - $19.99!
Or, BARGAIN! Get BOTH intestines for the low-low price of just $39.95!
* Liver (well used) - $9.99!
* Kidneys - $2.99 each!
* Heart - $5.99 Now Just $2!
* Brain - (Extremely low mileage!) $29.99!
* Lungs - $14.99 each! Or BOTH for $10!
* Appendix (in *mint condition*!)- 50c!
* Fat - 75 cents a kilo!
* Chocolatey Goodness - 15 cents a kilo!
* Tongue - Starting at $50 - To be sold to the highest bidder!

PLUS you get a FREE TENDON with every purchase!

Spleen-tastic!

(By the way, I'm only kidding -- I wouldn't charge more than $4 for a spleen, least of all my own one.)

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