Yessireebob, I'll sell my body parts for cash! It's an Andrew Kepple internal clearance sale extravaganza! Everything inside me MUST GO!
* Spleen (pictured below) - $59.99!
* Large Intestine - $29.99!
* Small Intestine - $19.99!
Or, BARGAIN! Get BOTH intestines for the low-low price of just $39.95!
* Liver (well used) - $9.99!
* Kidneys - $2.99 each!
* Heart -
$5.99 Now Just $2!
* Brain - (Extremely low mileage!) $29.99!
* Lungs - $14.99 each! Or BOTH for $10!
* Appendix (in *mint condition*!)- 50c!
* Fat - 75 cents a kilo!
* Chocolatey Goodness - 15 cents a kilo!
* Tongue - Starting at $50 - To be sold to the highest bidder!
PLUS you get a FREE TENDON with every purchase!
(By the way, I'm only kidding -- I wouldn't charge more than $4 for a spleen, least of all my own one.)